The hero of the day: a bear from Kentucky

Today friends my hero of the day should have been, you can imagine, this poor Queen of England whose royal remains will be in Westminster Abbey in a few minutes surrounded by thousands of kings, queens, presidents, priests, scouts, small short-haired dogs, old baronesses with mustaches and a whole people with oversized teeth who came to pay their last respects during a historic ceremony!

A historic and endless ceremony which will be commented on by an inconsolable Stéphane Bern who, with tears in his eyes, a drop in his nose and drooling at the corner of his lips, will tell us between two sobs the day he met his majesty and that, the taking for a royal poodle, the latter had given him a handful of salmon croquettes…

But Elisabeth II does not need me to pass on to posterity. So no, Zaza is not my heroine of the day, no heroine today but a hero. An American…

An American but not a human…

No, my hero belongs to the animal kingdom, he’s a bear!

A Kentucky bear…

Yes perfectly Nagui a bear a black bear! A fucking plantigrade!

And why honor this bear you ask me? Me, who only likes animals that go in the oven, on the spit or for some, in tartar?

And precisely because this bear in particular could be an example of regulation and limitation to “junk food”…

Indeed, can you imagine that a few weeks ago my bear was out and about in a park…

There a sweet aroma teases his nose…

Oh my god it smells like pizza!

Delicious flat pizza that delights Italians but above all generates the obesity of millions of gluttons possessed by the sweetness of melted cheese and the teasing acidity of pepperoni!

Neither one nor two, our dark-haired friend rushes towards the scent and finds himself face to face with two men who were about to devour the piece of Italian pride!

There, in a gesture as convinced as it is voracious, with an angry paw, he snatches the pizza from the two men!

And what do you do when you’re a man and a bear steals your pizza?

The rest to listen to and find on video!

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